Musings on Harry Potter

I was speaking with my ex-girlfriend on The Google Chat, and she mentioned that her chief desire at the moment was to curl up on her couch with Harry Potter.

Being a waggish devil from way back, I asked whether she meant the book or the man himself. She said both.

This brought to mind a scenario where a girl lays on her couch, reading, with Harry Potter sitting on the floor watching his television programs.

"What're you reading?" Harry asks absent-mindedly.

"Ummm..." replies the girl.



This situation is awkward at best, and I was sorry I ever posed the jocular question.



TODAY'S LESSON: Mind your jokes, young man!